JEWISH VS. GOYISH

Paintings of your ancestors is Goyish - Finding your ancestors is Jewish
Sweaters worn over shoulders as scarves is Goyish - Scarves worn over hairdos as rain bonnets is Jewish
Sketches of the children are Goyish - Sketches by the children are Jewish
Cattle is Goyish - Cows are Jewish
The Practice was Goyish - Boston Legal is Jewish
Skippy-your son's name, is Goyish - Skippy- your dog's name, is Jewish.
Tupperware is Goyish - Waxed paper is Jewish
Gatorade is Goyish - Ice tea is Jewish
The Outer Limits is Goyish - The Twilight Zone is Jewish
Olive loaf is Goyish - Liverwurst is Jewish
Duck hunting is Goyish - Bargain hunting is Jewish
Shake 'n Bake is Goyish - Breadcrumbs is Jewish
Crew teams are Goyish - Chess teams are Jewish
Shirley (Laverne and Shirley) is Goyish - Laverne is Jewish
Collecting ceramic ducks is Goyish - Collecting duck sauce packets is Jewish
"The New Yorker" is Goyish - "New York Magazine" is Jewish
Riding lessons are Goyish - Piano lessons are Jewish
Chow mein is Goyish - Lo mein is Jewish
School cheering squads are Goyish - School newspaper staffs are Jewish
Area rugs are Goyish - Wall-to-wall carpeting is Jewish
Black pepper is Jewish, Wasabi is Goyish
Blue is Jewish, Spirit is Goyish
George (on Seinfeld) is Jewish, Kramer is Goyish
Marie Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond) is Jewish, Evelyn Harper (Two and a Half Men) is Goyish
Black and White Cookies are Jewish, Twinkies are Goyish
Star Trek (original Series) is Jewish, Babylon 5 is Goyish.
ShopRite is Jewish, Acme is Goyish
Hellman's Mayonnaise is Jewish, Miracle whip is Goyish